Gentleminions causing mayhem 🤪
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Gentleminions are causing mayhem
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Gentleminions are causing mayhem
This is my favourite story today - cinemas have started having to BAN young people wearing suits to the new Minions movie because they’re causing mayhem (and not being very gentleminionly.)
Now, I know what you’re thinking… why the hell are people turning up to the Minions movie in suits??? Well, friends, it’s all part of the #gentleminions trend (because of course it is.) The #gentleminions trend was started by an 18-year-old Aussie dude who took 15 of his mates to go and see the film in Sydney - and they all wore suits. The video went viral - like viral viral - on TikTok (see a real life comment that a real life Minion left on the OG video below), and has sparked a #gentleminion movement, where thousands of other people have filmed themselves doing the same thing around the world. Â
Now, this would all be fine, except the #gentleminions are… not being that gentle at all.
As I said earlier - it’s all gotten a little bit out of hand. Cinemas are having to either ban #gentleminions from entering, or offer hundreds of refunds due to the noise and disruption they’re causing throughout the movie.


I personally hope that all of this marks the end of the Minions, but they seem to have incredible staying power, so I truly doubt that.
An update on the July 4th parade shooting
Content warning: gun violence.
Yesterday, when I wrote about the tragic shooting that left seven people dead in Highland Park, Illinois, I didn’t have much information - the police were still looking for the suspect.
Police have now detained a 21-year-old, who they believe to be responsible. He apparently 'planned the attack for weeks' and wore woman's clothing as a disguise, before firing 70 rounds of bullets into the crowd.
I think it goes without saying that if you live in America nowhere feels safe. My heart aches for the kids, the parents - every single person whose life was at risk just for attending a fucking parade.Â
New Episode of Culture Vulture: R. Kelly's Crimes: Explained
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An update on Brittney Griner
Yesterday, after I’d explained Brittney’s situation in Russia, she wrote a letter addressed and delivered to Joe Biden asking for him ‘not to forget about her.’ Here are some excerpts:


How do you pronounce 'pronunciation?'
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