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Ok so naturally my inbox is flooded with requests for a review of âAs It Wasâ and youâll get it VERY SOON! But first - the Luce weekend recap! This one isnât as eventful as the others but itâs pretty â¨wholesome⨠so let me take you through it. I woke up on Saturday morning after a blissful week in Hawkes Bay and walked down to a cafe with my bestie to do have a coffee and do a crossword (yep, Iâm back with my crossword bestie Ellen, and BOY have we improved!!) After that, we had a quick stop into Savemart where I bought some cute as hell flannel pjs (they were brand new!!!), ate some bacon and egg pie, and both got on the road (Elly back to Welly and me to Auckland.) Iâll tell you what, I am a lot more well-rested than I was when I took this drive the first time!
I got home, had a big debrief with my flatties, unpacked (gotta do it the day of) and jumped into bed (+ we got an extra hour of sleep bc of daylight saving!) Sunday consisted of washing my sheets, doing my ironing, getting some groceries, trying to catch up on all the newsletters I didnât get to read throughout the week (I AM SO BEHIND) and having a bit of a social battery re-charge day (these are incredibly important for me so that I can maintain my energy for you all and the other people in my life.)
OOOH I also got a chance to listen to a bunch of new music on the car ride home and I really wanna recommend to you âNervous at Nightâ by Charlie Hickey. The whole car ride home I was thinking about how much he LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE THE DUDE VERSION OF PHOEBE BRIDGERS. As I was listening to the rest of his stuff I thought I could hear Phoebe doing back up for him, but then I was like âno, youâre gaslighting yourself luce, youâre hearing things.â ANYWAY LONG STORY SHORT⌠their similarities got to me SO much that I had to pull over and google âCharlie Hickey/ Phoebe Bridgers' and it turns out HE IS THE LATEST PERSON TO SIGN TO PHOEBEâS LABEL, âSaddest Factory Records.â I didnât even know she had a label but turns out itâs the coolest thing ever? Both Charlie and Phoebe grew up in Pasadena and he always loved (and was heavily influenced by, by the sounds of things) her music, and they became mates after he covered her on Youtube. AND Phoebe does appear on a few of his songs - both âNo Good At Lyingâ and âTen Feet Tall.â This whole story is all to say⌠I felt very validated in my judgement, and you should go and listen to Nervous at Nightâ and âSeeing thingsâ (but you might cry to that one.)Â
Now that Iâve given you are REALLY good music recs and am about to give you a very good review of the new Harry Styles single you can give me⌠some money for being your personal Jukebox! Heheh, but in all seriousness, Iâm so grateful for all of our new â¨SYSCA supporters⨠and all I ask is that you keep supporting the media you love! If weâre one of them - great - but if youâve got other media outlets that you constantly go to - consider supporting them too?Â
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In todayâs newsletter:
Letâs talk about âAs It Wasâ
Sri Lanka has âhit rock bottomâ
The Young Moms Of TikTok Work Hard To Keep It Light
How TikTok heartthrob William Whiteâs thirsty fandom turned toxic
Ukrainians share how they really feel about WWIII memes and Zelenskyy thirst traps
Dyson made headphones that are also⌠air purifiers and yeeeessh
We had some REALLY good polls this weekend
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Letâs talk about âAs It Wasâ
BUT DO I ACTUALLY NEED TO SAY ANYTHING? In my totally âdispassionate and unbiasedâ opinion (see screenshot below) the song fucking ruuuuules. Itâs everything we wanted, everything we needed and honestly, IâVE REALLY MISSED THE FEELING OF COUNTING DOWN THE MINUTES TIL SOMETHING RELEASES and that beautiful feeling of everyone just loving something all together and all at once. It took me right back to waiting for the release of âLittle Thingsâ at midnight and crying with Rubes over it - thereâs just no feeling like it!!
Anyway hereâs a text I got from one of my besties after I told him about the new single (despite what this looks like, heâs a fan too I promise):
Hereâs some very critical analysis by me, appearing in a very respectable media outlet:
âThe debut single, As It Was, dropped earlier today along with a glossy music video. I thought it seemed pretty good, but I checked in with superfan Lucy Blakiston from Shit You Should Care About to confirm. She was lost for words, initially. âThis song is predictably fucking amazing,â she said. âAnd as someone whoâs built a business off of stanning Harry Styles, thank god.â
She followed that up with: âITâS SO GOOD.â
Good to know Iâm making a name for myself here in NZ for all the right things.
PS, apparently Iâm not the only one who likes it because:
PPS, itâs his god-daughters voice playing at the start of the single:
Sri Lanka has âhit rock bottomâ
Right now in Sri Lanka food and fuel are either unavailable or extremely expensive, and people are protesting.
âThe central bank is printing rupees and hoarding dollars, sending inflation to a record high of 17.5% in February. The finance minister is begging neighbours for credit lines to buy diesel fuel and milk powder. In a barter arrangement, the central bank is paying for Iranian oil with tea leaves.â
Food, fuel, and medicine are all becoming impossible for citizens to access - most people canât even access dollars to travel or try to buy things while their currency, the rupee, is rapidly losing value. For months, the government has been rationing electricity - sections of the country will go dark without warning - and schools have had to postpone exams due to a scarcity of paper. Two men died this week waiting in long lines for fuel on scorching hot days. Itâs dire.Â
How did Sri Lanka get here?
Of course, the pandemic, disrupted supply chains, and Russiaâs invasion of Ukraine have been huge factors in the current sitch, but Sri Lanka has been headed here for a while. From 2005-2015 Sri Lanka took on a huge amount of debt, with the intention of becoming the ânew Singaporeâ but most of the huge infrastructure projects that they embarked on have stalled, and the country failed to find private investment to keep them going.
These supply shortages and random blackouts led to a series of candlelit vigils, led by protestors, but their grievances were met with the deployment of troops. Further protests have been met with curfews (people are banned from being on any public road, in a park, on trains or on the seashore unless they have written permission from the authorities) and social media has been banned.Â
The Young Moms Of TikTok Work Hard To Keep It Light
Iâm obsessed with Maia, Scout & Violet on TikTok which is the reason motherhood has crept its way into this edish of the newsy. But thereâs actually something way bigger going on here, about the way motherhood/ influencing is changing on the internet. Remember when Instagram was flooded with âmomfluencersâ who made their lives look/ seem perfect?? That canât have made ANY NORMAL PARENT FEEL GOOD. Now, with the rise of TikTok and the extreme value we put into â¨authenticityâ¨Â (and the fact that under-produced videos perform waaaay better than professionally produced ones), showing the worst/ messiest/ realest parts of your life is the way to go! I loved this line from the Romper article:
âThe feminine urge to write lengthy captions that anticipate the criticisms and concerns of every possible audience segment? Couldnât be the Gen Z moms of TikTok.â
AND THIS:
âItâs the Simpsons, not the Kardashians. We see hollow-core bathroom doors and dingily lit kitchens. Kitty litter boxes, dirty dishes by the sink, the jumble of a hairdryerâs cord. Instagram sometimes feels like an ad for America for people who have never actually been here and donât know any better. TikTok looks like America as it is â hyper, bored, cluttered, and precarious.â
I will say tho, living your realest life online doesn't make it any easier when the jealous trolls inevitably come knocking - no amount of self-awareness can make you immune to the constant flow of critique that comes at new mums (let alone those who are super public about the wins and the⌠harder times.) The Gen Z âReal Moms Of TikTokâ are pretty bloody good at using humour/ sarcasm as their defence mechanism though - I recently watched a whole video of Maiaâs where she roasted herself for all the things her followers say make her a âbad momâ - and I honestly love to see it.Â
And yes, thereâs probably something to say about the parasocial relationships that Maiaâs followers (in particular) are forming with Scout and Violet (her babies), but letâs have that chat another day eh?
I REALLY WANT TO WRITE ABOUT THIS TIKTOKERâS MOM FANDOM AND HOW IT GOT TOXIC AF BUT I ACTUALLY THINK YOUâD BE BETTER TO JUST READ ABOUT IT BELOW
Ukrainians share how they really feel about WWIII memes and Zelenskyy thirst traps
Iâm so glad someone has reported on this - Iâve been wondering what the â¨vibes⨠are from actual Ukrainians who are seeing Gen Z react (kinda understandably coz itâs all we know) to the invasion of their country with⌠memes and thirst trap edits of Zelenskyy. Screenshot asked them.Â
Olesia comes from Kharkiv, Ukraine, but her family relocated to the capital, Kyiv (she lives in the UK.)
âIâm really grateful that this is all happening in the social media age because the news spread quickly. Iâm really happy to see most of the videos being about support for Ukraine, and a lot of the videos are actually describing the situation as it is. Itâs been helping a lot to get the message out.â
âI do love memes and humour as a method of copingâwe have to try and keep living and smiling. There are memes that are okay, that we understand and laugh atâthey are mostly memes made by Ukrainians, for Ukrainians. My friends make lots of funny TikToks from the bomb shelters.â [luce note: isnât that last line jarring??]
Olesia did make a good point - that if you have time to make memes and edits, you have time to help spread ways you can support Ukrainians efforts/ livelihoods.Â
âââPlease remember there are people suffering, and if you do want to thirst over Zelenskyy, try and do that in a respectful way. I am not sure how you can do that, but at least mention a charity [your followers] can donate to in the comments, or pin a comment saying that we should support Ukraine.âÂ
Oly, who also lives in London, but whose entire family still lives in Ukraine, isnât a fan:
âI hate war-related memes. I donât find them funny.
People in the West make a mockery of my country and the comparison to WWIII is ridiculous to me. Yes, itâs very bad, but this is not WWIIIânot everyone is being affected by the Ukrainian crisis, and countries like America and the UK donât have many valid reasons to worry about themselves.âÂ
Weâve all seen a lot of hot takes about this being the first âextremely onlineâ war, but thereâs not been a lot of coverage about how actual Ukrainians feel about it (I guess they have bigger things to worry about.) But to put it into perspective - maybe next time you spend three hours editing your Zelenskyy fan cam, balance it out by spending the next three researching whatâs really happening and ways you can help. Thatâs on â¨growth.â¨
Dyson made headphones that are also⌠air purifiers and yeeeessh
In my head there is still a chance that this is an April Foolsâ joke, but I donât think it is. See for yourself!
The best thread EVER:
Listen to Harry :P
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We had some REALLY good polls this weekend
Do you roll under or over in bed?
As in⌠does your nose brush the pillow when you roll or are you normal?
80% of you are normal
20% OF YOU ARE OUT HERE ROLLING UNDER
And then also:
27% say left pic
73% say right pic
I SAY DRAGGING YOURSELF LIKE A SEAL ON YOUR HANDS WITH YOUR LEGS FLOATING BEHIND YOU
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Have we taken the ick too far? (The Face)
Inside cleancore, an aesthetic sterilising the internet with flashy cleaning supplies (Screenshot)
âWeCrashed': The True Story Behind Adam Neumannâs Love of Katy Perryâs âRoarâ (Yahoo)
Why the Sudden Urge to Reconsider Famous Women? (The New York Times)
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