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โ Iran hands out more death sentences, Brittney Griner goes to a Russian penal colony, & it's Friday, so you get horoscopes ๐ฎ
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My Dad fucked up 2.0
Iran hands out more death sentences to anti-government protesters
Brittney Griner is in a Russian penal colony
๐Slam Dunc: An Uber cute experience ๐
New ep of The Shit Show
Itโs Friday so you get horoscopes!
My Dad fucked up 2.0
Ok so I know most of you will remember the most iconic story Iโve ever told in this newsy - about my Dad fucking up and going to his golf trip a week early. For those who are new around here, let me refresh youโฆ.
This was what I wrote back in March:
So my Dad, Normy (who one may compare to Gerry Gergich from Parks and Rec) flew to Queenstown (down the other end of the country) yesterday for a week of golfing and banter with his mates (and was sending us all pics of his flight, rubbing his holiday in our faces.) But when he landed we got these texts:
Dad told me, under no circumstances am I to put this in the newsletter, but Iโll sacrifice everything for my art.
Now fast-forward to yesterday:
Dad had just gone on the โladsโ summer golf trip, and when he landed he set me and my brothers a photo to the group chat. Turns out the lads had NEVER gotten over this story, and had made shirts to commemorate it. Here are the shirts:
Ah, lads will be lads eh. ily Normy!
Iran hands out more death sentences to anti-government protesters
You know Iโve been working hard to bring you both current & factual updates on Iran, and devastatingly, today, four more people have been sentenced to death on the charge of "enmity against God" in connection with the recent anti-government protests in Iran.
According to the BBC:
Revolutionary Courts in Tehran said one of the unnamed "rioters" hit and killed a policeman with his car, the judiciary's Mizan news agency said. The second possessed a knife and a gun, and the third blocked traffic and caused "terror", it alleged. The fourth was convicted of a knife attack, Mizan reported late on Tuesday.
Human rights activists say that these sentences are unjust, as the "protesters don't have access to lawyers in the interrogation phase, they are subjected to physical and mental torture to give false confessions, and sentenced based on the confessions."
As always, Iโll continue to update you on the situation.
Brittney Griner is in a Russian penal colony
The latest in the Brittney Griner story is that the basketballer has been moved to a penal colony in a remote region south-east of Moscow to serve her nine-year sentence for drug possession. No one knows how much of this sentence she will serve, as the US are still trying to organise a prisoner swap to get her out of there, but for now, she will be living there with all the other inmates. Iโll keep you in the loop with any new updates.
New episode of The Shit Show!
This week you just have a very numb Luce on the mic talking about the latest in Iran, the latest in Twitter, the latest in Trump, and the latest in the global population! Itโs actually a pretty good ep, despite my mouth not able to open very wide!
๐Slam Dunc: An Uber cute experience ๐
This section is written by Dunc: my bestie, my mentor, a huge basketball fan (and DJ on the odd occasion.) Dunc has pretty hot takes on most things, and heโs also the founder of The Spinoff & host of The Fold, so when youโve finished reading this, thereโs plenty more of him out there for you xxx
Hi! Itโs been many minutes.
Last time I was here I was nursing this solo theory that Midnights would be a guitar album?! Thatโs how long itโs been. Since then I went to the Gold Coast, got a tan, started wearing a too-heavy Cuban link that I โjokinglyโ referred to as part of my mid-life crisis, disliked Midnights then came back around on it via 3am, had a crisis of confidence and now I am ready-ish to be in the newsie again.
I want to tell you about a beautiful thing that happened to me less than an hour ago. I had a spritz (a beer) with a lil group of my beloved colleagues from Daylight, incl your chiming bestie Bel, who had this idea I died for. It was lush, we vibed โ then I realised I was late and called an Uber because the train would not run me on time.
I have been very lucky with Ubers โ one gave me this story, one of my fave yarns Iโve ever had the privilege of telling. I got lucky again tonight, Jaspreet Singh was my driver, and seconds after I got in he pointed to his stereo and was like โdo you like this? Itโs my sonโ. The screen said Yung Taj, and it was this eerie, forlorn kinda post-Future bop. Jaspreet told me his story โ heโs an insurance broker here in Auckland who drives from his home in Henderson Valley to work in St Heliers (an hour in traffic), and picks up for Uber along the way. His son is studying biomedical science at the University of Auckland, but also writes, produces, records and mixes music. The next song came on and it had this skittering Pink Pantheress-ish breakbeat and I was hooked. Honestly, listen โ this dude has got something.
I spend a lot of time being glum about technology, but this whole scene forced me to confront the other end, the serendipitous connection and creative opportunity it brings. Jaspreet is a proud papa, who helps save emissions by picking people up on the way to and from work. He listens to his son the whole way there and back, because he loves his boy and his beats and is doing word-of-mouth marketing one ride at a time. Yung Taj is training to be a doctor โ the most important thing a human can do. But he also makes legit music which is among the 100k songs uploaded to Spotify every day. When I first heard that number I felt overwhelm, but this situation โ happening upon it , only because these two sharing economy platforms happened to collideโฆ It just got me. I hope it gets you too.
Itโs Friday so you get horoscopes!
I forgot these last week! Sorry!! Here are this weeks!
Trump, Twitter, & Iranย (The Shit Show Podcast)
Queerbaiting: what is it and what ISNโT it? (Culture Vulture Podcast)
Neighbours: Amazon to revive TV soap, four months after finale (BBC)
MH17: Three guilty as court finds Russia-controlled group downed airliner (BBC)
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Currently listening to the Uber drivers sons music on Spotify & it is pretty good! Also the playlist on his artist page is a ton of music in the genre Iโve been searching for more songs of so all around a good find