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The alarms are more like reminders of what time it is rather than a real demand to get out of bed

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People who get up right away are otherworldly I don’t get it

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Do people just... get up? We aren’t toast I don’t get it.

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first snooze is denial, second snooze is anger, third snooze is bargaining whether i stay in bed or get up, fourth snooze is depression, and the fifth snooze is when I get up from bed

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I usually snooze at least once or twice, but wish I was that girlie who got up right away and did something productive 😂 also, what is burrowing and phoenixing? I would love to know more!

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My alarm is a radio, so I listen to the news and some music before contemplating getting up. Or when the cat decides it's time for him to be fed! :)

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I only opened this substack because it had Trump in the title. Pretty disappointed by the negative undertones I was getting off of it though....

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