very demure, very MINDFUL
+ a new global health emergency, and Molly-Mae and Tommy broke up ˙◠˙
Hello darlings!!! Guess what?? Your baby did her first ever PHOTOSHOOT yesterday, for the COVER OF A MAGAZINE!! Who is she??? (Nervous - that’s who she is.) Anyway, it went really well, in large part because the photographer turned out to be a guy from my small town (shoutout Ricky and shoutout Blenheim) so I felt very comfy being in the big city in front of the big lights, knowing there was a lil piece of home there.
Bel is currently off recording HER parts of the audiobook (it’s ALL GO round here), but if you want a lil peek behind the curtain, here’s the lil vlog I made of my final day of recording:
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WHO has declared mpox a global health emergency? WHO has.
Sorry, this is defs not the time to be making a joke, but I am who I am. Anyway, the World Health Organisation has declared mpox (formerly known as monkeypox) a public health emergency of international concern.
Mpox is highly contagious and has killed at least 450 people during an initial outbreak in the Democratic Republic of Congo, and is now spreading across parts of central and east Africa.
I don’t want to make you concerned, but scientists are worried about “how fast a new variant of the disease is spreading and its high fatality rate.”
WHO chief Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said the potential for further spread within Africa and beyond "is very worrying".
"A co-ordinated international response is essential to stop this outbreak and save lives," he said.
Mpox is transmitted through close contact, such as sex, skin-to-skin contact and talking or breathing close to another person.
It causes flu-like symptoms, skin lesions and can be fatal, with four in 100 cases leading to death.”
Molly-Mae and Tommy are JOEVER
And the way I posted about it on SYSCA made everyone think I was announcing MY breakup and has me absolutely DYING. Here’s the statement, and go ahead and have a wee chuckle at the comments while you’re at it:
Anyway, this is sad, yes, and perhaps insinuated that Tommy may have done something a lil naughty, but I’m not really here to speculate on someone’s relationship fallout (but I’m sure Deuxmoi will be all over that) xx
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The internet’s fave trend rn is all about being very demure and very cutesy
I’m dead over it. This is the original video, where influencer Jools Lebron talks about showing up to work being very ‘demure’ and very ‘mindful.’
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Anyway, there’s not much more to it, except it’s a trend that’s taken the world by storm. Including me! So I made my own!
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I just posted 1000 words on how much there is to the “demure” joke lmao I think I may have deeped it. Very cutesy. 🎀
is there a U.S. preorder option? <3