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Dec 8, 2022Liked by shit you should care about

Squish’s AI section was v cool but for some reason “And as for world domination, I think we're a long way off from that” DOES NOT COMFORT ME!!!!

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ESPECIALLY AS IT’S COMING FROM THE AI

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LITERALLY ‼️‼️‼️

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Dec 8, 2022Liked by shit you should care about

Yet another Marmite mention... 🤔

Does this call for a Vegemite vs Marmite mundane poll?

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Dec 8, 2022Liked by shit you should care about

Just needed to say I read the rest of Dunc’s article and I loved it so much please pass on my adoration thank u ❤️🧽🫡 (yes I also read the piece about the salute emoji but Dunc’s was better js)

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will absolutely pass this on. I luv Dunc way too much 🫡

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Dec 8, 2022Liked by shit you should care about

omg for some reason I thought that the google searches was the Slam Dunc section & sat there fully convinced that Duncan from the spinoff is 5’0” and dreams of Matty Healy

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best comment EVER

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Dec 8, 2022Liked by shit you should care about

also, I accidentally skewed the vote 😩 I put handle down/mouth bit up because I think if the dirtier part is poking out/not touching anything it will get cleaner???

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Dec 8, 2022Liked by shit you should care about

this comment was written by an ai <3

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ur so real (fake) for this

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I've been following SYSCA for what feels like forever and I never considered commenting on anything (even though I love all of the content!), but today I had to. Dunc is my dishwasher soulmate!!! I have tried to explain my dishwasher loading logic and obsession to multiple people, even ones whom I would consider far more orderly and OCD than I am, but NOBODY EVER GETS IT! They'll say something like 'of course, you have to leave enough room between the plates' to seem agreeable, but they do not understand why the plates need to be ordered by size and shape, or that there is a hierarchical system in place with cutlery vs kitchen utensils, an elegant symmetry to achieve when placing mugs and glasses in a line... So all I meant to say is THANK YOU DUNC - I see you, I feel seen!

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I loved the Donald trump section it was so spot on. But one teeeeny thing got me- idk if trump is that literate?

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ChatGPT's Donald Trump on SYSCA made me so much laugh :D I get the newsy in the evening, as I live in Europe, but I always keep it till the morning to read it in the office before starting to work (my little habit that keeps me sane, love this routine). I bursted out laughing, and met all kind of serious looks from SeRiOuS people here, I couldn't stop laughing :D Lucy Blakiston. She is a very dishonest person :D :D will need to save it somewhere

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Loved Dunc's piece! And also the ChatGPT sections? They were so well written! 🤯 STAY SQUISHY sent me, and I can't recover!! 😂

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Incorrectly stacked dishwashers are the bane of my existence so I absolutely get where Dunc is coming from

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Can't understand putting cutlery in the dishwasher handle down. Just seems like a recipe for stabbing yourself with a steak knife when it's time to unpack.

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In my family we wash steak knives by hand so it’s the harmless utensils in the dishwasher.

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Just listening to the new Shit Show ep and I’m with Squish - love Christmas, hate Christmas music 🫠

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I feel like Christmas music should only be played while doing Christmas activities like decorating the tree or wrapping presents or smth.

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Handle down but only coz I have an ancient dishwasher and the cutlery basket only accepts them in this way. It will take knifes handle UP so I def do that coz health and safety, people!

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